Reading online articles this morning I found one where a pool had been stolen in the Dallas area. Naturally, my mind started thinking about "It's So Hot..." jokes..

It's So Hot:

... Birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

... Trees are whistling for dogs.

... You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

... I saw a dog chasing a cat and they was both walkin.

... farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.

... the cows are giving evaporated milk.

... your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

... I saw a chicken lay an omelette!!

... swimming in Wright Patman actually sounds like a good idea.. :)

Post your own! (And don't forget, when/if the weather ever changes.. be sure to check out the KKYR online weather center!)