We talked about it this morning on the Wake Up crew during 'Global Oddities' at 8:45 a.m. It was almost a perfect plan.

Perp thinking to hemself: I'll activate the platform doors, grab the cell phone and jump through the doors and off the platform to make my escape. Heh, they'll never catch me!

One minor flaw he in his almost perfect plan, he 'literally' didn't see it coming... a BUS!

Believe it or not, he survived with minor injuries and the woman who helped pull him from under the bus, the same woman he stole the cell phone from.

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