Wake Up Crew

Check out dad's shorts! Hawaiian name won't fit on the drivers license! Will cheese work as good as sand and salt?

Teachers shouldn't joke around about towers and sniper rifles! Over 9 million views for Twerking Fail Video! Ummm Hello, Freedom of Speech! Those candles must ROCK!

School misspells school name on yearbook! Riding while under the influence! He was a trouble-making drunken pig?

Not my house, his house! Ten years in court and still no divorced! Going commando in the classroom?

Woke up with a fox in bed! He said too much! Fire extinguisher special delivery.

Raccoon wins showdown with man and rifle. Topless protesters busted! Her bike was stolen, so she stole it back!.

Just because it's called a pig doesn't mean it tastes like bacon. Quit clowning around, it's a wedding! High speed moped chase, NOT!.

Old School Toilet Reading, there's an Ap for that. Big turn out at BaconFest, DUH! Yes, we speak Klingon, why do you ask.

Fast getaway thwarted by lack of gas. Revenge on the ex of a printer backfires! Tassels go up in flames!

Road signs that state the obvious. When you want someone to pay attention, go straight to the top! Dude, you look great on that police department Facebook page, I tagged you in it bro!

In today's edition of Global Oddities, discover how a China zoo tries to pass off dogs as more exotic animals. Hear why some Google jobs can be a little dangerous. Learn how NOT to open your own store!

We've covered some weird news over the years, but this Thursday's edition of Global Oddities might be considered downright "corny."