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West Virginia water works owner's daughter beat up a customer because he refused to pay his water bill after being cut off. Plus; Georgia man stole a hearse with a body still in it!

RocketNews24 reports that Japanese women are having feelings for a gorilla at the zoo! Yes, as gorillas go, he's a looker, but ladies can we try to keep things in perspective here. Luckily, no one has tried to crawl in the cage with him yet. Give it time. Plus; Have you ever looked in the fridge and said what's that? Has it ever looked back at you, or knocked you over from the smell?

Chinese woman upset her husband would not buy her a new purse threw herself into a lake saying she would drown herself if he didn't buy the purse. Authorities asked the man to go into the lake and try to retrieve his wife, instead he tried to drown her himself! An Alabama teen killed six of his mother's chickens trying to convince her to fix his relationship with his former girlfriend. And, a Chin

Anthony Gerald Dunton, of Cobb County in Georgia was arrested last Saturday on four felony counts of aggravated assault for spiking a coworkers water with weed killer. Dunton claimed he "didn't want to kill the man, only mess with him." Full story here. Plus - A Pink Flamingo Has Been Fitted for a Prosthetic Leg. And an English Woman is Convinced Her Neighbor ( A Witch) Has Put A Curse O

Recognize Your Friends on Facebook and Maybe You Could Catch a Criminal ,Too! See full story here. Plus: Ohio Couple in Trouble for Eating Pizza Naked in Public! And, a Wisconsin Wrestling Coach Catches Thief in the Act!

So last week I was with my boys in Troop 3 at Camp Kia Kima near Hardy, Arkansas, or as we nicknamed it, "Camp Slork", you know, the sound your foot makes when pulling it out of a mud puddle.

A 19 year old Logan, Utah man tried to steal a car last week not realizing that it was a manual transmission, he did not know how to drive a stick. He tried to drive off anyway only to be caught a few blocks away still grinding away those gears. Plus... Birds Protecting Other Birds at a Chick Fila and Arizona Detectives Hold a Trashy Sting.

Lisa and I went out to the Texarkana Gun Club on Thursday to have a little fun and create a big mess. Wouldn't know it, but we managed to do both!

After a 46 year absence a woman in Canada tracked down her long lost father who turned out to be an Elvis Impersonator in Thailand! They plan on meeting soon. Plus: Alaskan Female Yaks Protect Their Young. The Bull, Not So Much! Also In Alaska Someone Stole the Whole Library! Florida Man Keeps Calling the 9-1-1 Dispatcher to Brag About His Muscles.

A Montana man was pulled over for swerving and assumed to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol but not so. This man was transporting several hives of honey bees, they apparently weren't interested in staying in those hives. Plus: Never bake drunk... and in Florida a man dropped a receipt with name and address on it at the scene of the crime!

A Massachusetts Woman Steals Approximately $350 worth of cosmetics from a local Rite Aid Pharmacy and leaves a little something of her own behind. Or should I say "from" her own behind! Read the full story at the New Haven Register. Plus: Guys, do the cuddle thing and everything will be fine! Multiple sagging fails leads to arrest! English bank robber lived right across the street from t

Meet Basam Syed, a registered sex offender who lives in New York City. It seems Mr. Syed has a difficult time NOT humping strangers on the subway.