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In the Friday Global Oddities: English man busted for marijuana because he's a lousy electrician. The plants were growing in his apartment attic area when a faulty wiring job that he performed caught fire, when the firefighters came to put out the blaze the discovery was made. Plus: Thirty Michigan hotel patrons argue over the lone waffle maker, and Florida Supremes settle lottery winnings. Read M

This is the story of how I married a geek and how she introduced me to the Comic Con phenomenon.

A Kenyan lawyer has offered up a terrific dowry for first daughter Malia Obama, including 50 cows and 70 sheep! No word from the White House yet on this lucrative offer. Plus, Illinois couple celebrates grandchild number 100, and an Irish man robs a store wearing a soccer jersey with his own name on the back!

Montana couple in big trouble for arson. How did the cops know? Let us count the ways! Complete story in the Great Falls Tribune. Plus, Illinois bowling lanes worker hit herself with a bowling ball to fake a robbery. And, Maryland teens release 72,000 ladybugs in a school!

Pennsylvania sweet 16 party interrupted by raining poo, and some airline is gonna be in big trouble! myfoxphilly.com Plus; a tiger attacks an SUV in Washington State, or not. Florida Judge looses it inside and outside of the courtroom!

Florida bank robber picked the wrong bank at the wrong time in front of the wrong Mixed Martial Arts Fighter. When police arrived the would-be robber was Hog-tied on the sidewalk. See full story on My Fox Tampa Bay or the video below. Plus; Man creates a drive through in his own living room! And a North Carolina Trooper got fired over lying about his hat!

A Chinese woman's video game addiction is just way over the top. Recently a very pregnant woman in China was playing a video game at an internet cafe when suddenly she gave birth! According to The Star, onlookers reported that when they rushed to her aid she didn't want any help, and that she got up and started playing the game again! Plus, a teacher shows 50 Shades movie as reward for hard work,

A rather "mobile" assisted living resident in his 70s in Pennsylvania got busted for re-selling booze to pay for his hookers! The Morning Call Plus, a greasy rescue and an Ohio drug dealer with really bad timing.

Jogging Nekkid - Isn't That Streaking? According to a story on cincinnati.com, 31-year-old Blake Maier was intoxicated running down a road in Clifton, Ohio last Saturday morning. Maier claimed he was hot, the police and apparently the Judge didn't buy it. He was fined and released with time served. Plus, Mother's Day drinking and a how to pick the wrong person to rob.

This past Sunday a man in Thailand decided that a Porsche Boxster looked mighty enticing and snuggled right up to it and for a little lovin'. The man had no idea it was all being captured on video for the rest of us to see! Plus, Chicago man robbed Subway only to cross the street and order a sandwich, and a drunk man chases a bear with a dull hatchet!

British man dropped his cell phone at the scene of the crime then calls the police to see if it was turned in! Read the full story in the Sunderland Echo. Plus, sloppy burglars and a jury says no to coffee dropper.

According to Baltimore police, a man, who was later identified as a police officer, was arrested on assault charges after allegedly biting off another man's testicle in a bar fight. Ouch!