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Facebook Nabs Another Dumb Criminal! Washington Thief Tries To Break Through Wall To Get Away, Didn't Work! Drunk Florida Man and Woman Almost Killed After Passing Out In A Dumpster!

Chinese Contractor's Kung Fu Is Better Than Yours! Florida Robber Takes On Two Ladies Determined To Not Let Him Succeed! Texas Woman Disses New Job Before She Starts. Guess Who Saw The Tweet?

Rumba Vacuum Cleaner Attacks Sleeping Korean Woman! Policeman Suspended After His Gun, Badge And Handcuffs Were Swiped By a Prostitute! Florida Man Accosted By Three Thugs That Stole ALL His Starburst Candy!

New York High Schooler Fails Test And Mom Looses Her Mind! Ooops For Woops Towing! Florida Man Asked For Occupation While Being Booked, You Won't Believe His Answer!

Florida Shoplifter Lady Falls Asleep in the Walmart Bathroom! Wyoming Man And Woman Pronounced Man And Wife Then He Began His 10 Year Prison Sentence! California Man Beats Himself Up Trying To Get Arresting Officers In Trouble, Didn't Work!

National Pigeon Association Grand Nationals! Acts Of Love Gone Horrible Wrong! NBC Anchor Brian Williams Is Just Making Up News? Florida Man Captures Himself Doing Bad Things On His Own Security Cam!

Legal Pot In North Pole, Alaska! Wisconsin Woman Upset She can't Bring Her Service Kangaroo In The Restaurant! Pennsylvania Man Convicted Of Selling Fake Pee! Florida Woman Tried To Hide Her Cocaine In Her Shirt, Didn't Fool Her Kid Though!

London Woman Says She Hasn't Smiled In 40 Years To Keep From Getting Wrinkles! Wisconsin Mayor Gets Bit By Little Know Groundhog! Trucker Wrecks While Trying To Pull His Own Tooth!

Massachusetts Man Did Some Hard Shoveling That Other Took Advantage Of! Arizona Monday Morning QBs! Minnesota Man Breaks Into a Liquor Store And Only Steals This!

Georgia Purse Thief Looses Bumper in Chase, Complete With License Plate! Full story here. Plus: That's one way to get a cool x-ray! And New Mexico Auto Theft Suspect Was Also Hiding Something Betwixt His Toes!

Florida Man Now Knows He's Really Bad At Robbery! Michigan Man Caught Playing When He Should Have Been Working! New York Man Caught Breaking Into Cars By Tracking His Snow prints!

Washington Man Gets a Comcast Bill Addressed To A-Hole Brown! Australian Kangaroo Is Hopping Around In Austria! Florida Woman Poos Herself While Getting Arrested For DUI!