The Most Awesome Chuck Norris Movie You Will Never See [VIDEO]

The only way to describe this is ‘the most kick-ass Chuck Norris Movie ever’… BUT you will never see it.  Wait, we can show you some of it here.

It’s “Chuck Norris”, starring Chuck Norris, as Chuck Norris.

Someone took a bunch of movie trailers and tv clips and put together a great video of a movie trailer of what we think would surely be a historic martial arts movie.

It stars Chuck Norris, is produced and directed by Chuck Norris…(and we assume he did the fight choreography.)  Watch as he solves a murder, stops a mob war, saves the girl, battles in the drug war and fights multiple ninja, and terrorists.

(For real… Catch Chuck in the upcoming “The Expendables 2″ August 17 2012.)