When I first saw this, I thought it was crazy. After watching the video, I am convinced it was just GENIUS! This is how you sell a 17-year-old car on Craigslist.


It's a description of a 1996 Nissan Maxima that a guy in Orlando had obviously struggled with the decision to sell his pride and joy on bald tires, and as soon as I saw the first line of the description I knew this was going to be nothing short of interesting...

There is luxury in a Bentley, speed in a Ferrari, comfort in Bugatti. For everything else, there's this 1996 Nissan Maxima; aged 17 years.

The ad went on to read,

This pavement-yacht has a ride as smooth as a Pegasus' backside. Its such a massive and impressive land-yacht it requires the use of steering fluid that has been designed to leak out from underneath the car when it has been exhausted from the majestic work that it has done, released into the wild when the great Maxima when it has decided its time has come. This Maxima no longer needs to let the odometer tell it how far it has gone - it has chosen a path of greatness and valor and refuses to let silly numbers determine its life!

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL! Check out this video to go along with it... (hood strap, torn seats, and all.)

Yes, The presentation of this 17-year-old Maxima with 160,000 miles, a strap that is not only holding the hood down, but also seems to also be holding the front bumper on recently SOLD the car!