Arkansas’ Perfect Halloween Costume is Hard to Find
Halloween costumes are often an expression of what's inside. Apparently our ideal costume has been right under our noses all this time.
You can feel it in the air! It's almost Halloween, baby. We're been anxiously waiting for this day to arrive so we can put on that Halloween costume (again) and collect our spooky spoils (candy).
What if the state of Arkansas could don a costume as well?
Thrillist.com recently sought to answer this question for each state across America. This was not a list of the most popular or even the best costumes for lazy, last-minute people. They basically took as many cliches and stereotypes as they could find about a state and paired it with a costume that would be described in a similar fashion.
Arkansas is going to that party in the USA as Waldo.
Because it takes most people at least five minutes to find Arkansas on a map. Where is it, again? Oh, OK. Right there. I think. That might be Alabama? Whatever.
I don't know about you, but I loved looking for Waldo as a kid. I was pretty darn good at finding him too. If you think you can't find Arkansas, it's probably because we don't want to be found... or bothered, for that matter.