Yesterday Potato-wielding bandit not very successful.
Drug possessing car thief goes to prison for the car theft, but they forgot about the drug charge, until he reminded them!
2 days ago Craigslist possibly not your best bet for online dating!
Man survives 5 story fall by being impaled on a light pole!
Robber returns to scene of the crime to find his lost keys!
2 days ago I know, the last thing you want to think about is splitting firewood in April!
3 days ago Another kid goes claw machine diving!
First a car crash, then hit by a train and still lived to tell about it!
One expensive soda refill!
1 week ago E-Cig store thief caught on security cam turns out to be a regular customer.
Back off copper, or I'll lick your eyeball!
Shopping rage finally got to a man in Walmart!
2 weeks ago Police try to do a good deed and it turns into a high speed chase!
Burglar breaks into home, takes and shower and steals lunch meat!
Do you ever get Hangry?
2 weeks ago Finger gun gets robber wanna-be laughed out of store.
MySpace is still around, guess who's using it?
Car thief steals car to get to court date!
2 weeks ago Guy sues girlfriend for forcing him to take a stuffed Snoopy everywhere and pay for it's meals and entertainment too!
No really, I can choke you and make you stop smoking!
Hard to imagine, but one day poop will run Washington D.C.!
(Insert your own joke here)
2 weeks ago Pantsless woman walks in store then walks out with two boxes of wine.
Panty Pilferer in Lufkin, Texas remains at large... or medium, maybe small!
Sewage treatment plant in Washington is available for weddings!
2 weeks ago We had fun this morning with our Question of the Day. Actually, it was a word search.
2 weeks ago So this guy in a beaver costume sneaks into a bar...
Dentist wants to clone John Lennon and raise him as his son.
Topless woman trashes Mickey D's!
3 weeks ago Finger fraud perpetrator fingered!
Worlds Nastiest Hamburger maybe?
Burglar butt-dials police during robbery!