Global Oddities

A rather "mobile" assisted living resident in his 70s in Pennsylvania got busted for re-selling booze to pay for his hookers! The Morning Call Plus, a greasy rescue and an Ohio drug dealer with really bad timing.

Jogging Nekkid - Isn't That Streaking? According to a story on cincinnati.com, 31-year-old Blake Maier was intoxicated running down a road in Clifton, Ohio last Saturday morning. Maier claimed he was hot, the police and apparently the Judge didn't buy it. He was fined and released with time served. Plus, Mother's Day drinking and a how to pick the wrong person to rob.

This past Sunday a man in Thailand decided that a Porsche Boxster looked mighty enticing and snuggled right up to it and for a little lovin'. The man had no idea it was all being captured on video for the rest of us to see! Plus, Chicago man robbed Subway only to cross the street and order a sandwich, and a drunk man chases a bear with a dull hatchet!

British man dropped his cell phone at the scene of the crime then calls the police to see if it was turned in! Read the full story in the Sunderland Echo. Plus, sloppy burglars and a jury says no to coffee dropper.

According to Baltimore police, a man, who was later identified as a police officer, was arrested on assault charges after allegedly biting off another man's testicle in a bar fight. Ouch!

Selfies Are Not Art! Time for a Hot Birthday! New Jersey Man Released From Prison And Never Made Out The Gate!

Florida Mugger Angry About Getting Ripped Off! Arizona Man Has Need For Speed! Florida Woman Finds Prosthetic Leg During Easter Egg Hunt!

Careful When Tossing A Beer Out of Your Car, Cops Might Find Your Meth Lab! Youth Tries Hack Into School to Change Grades, Couldn't Do It, Burned School Computers! Pope Francis Tries to Call A Sick Man, Man Thinks It's A Joke and Hangs Up On Pope!

Wanted Montana Man Saw His Picture On Facebook, and Liked It! LA Police Found Their Missing Dynamite! California Man Saves Dog From Bear With One Punch!

Two Alaskan Men Stole 80 Frozen Pizzas, 75 More Than they Could Eat! Rent A Chicken! Florida Woman Didn't Like The Way Her Boyfriend Cooked, So She Punched Him !

We had Texarkana, Texas Recreation Specialist Eddie Auld in the studio with us this morning to talk about all the events that are coming up in May. The list can be extensive.

Florida House Burns Due to Marital Spat! Iowa Capitol Evacuated Due To Burned Microwave Mac & Cheese! Florida Man Captured Wearing A "Warning, I Do Dumb Things" T-shirt!