Jess’ Top Picks for Halloween Costumes This Year [PHOTOS]

Don't worry, there are no clowns featured in this post.

Halloween is just about here in the SBC and the biggest dilemma is finding something to wear. Put down the white sheet! You can do so much better than that. Whether you want to be sexy, scary, funny or whatever... You can always find something that will make Halloween extra fun.

I've scoured the Internet to find my favorite costumes for 2016.

The Heimlich

Just in time for Halloween

This one will get even more funny as the night goes on and everyone around you is sufficiently liquored up.

The Online Dating Site

My halloween costume

Swipe right and you have found a winner. Swipe left... Well get another drink.

The Full-On Ferrell

My girl friends and I did it again! Best Group Costume three years in a row. We went 'Full-on Ferrell' this Halloween! (side-by-side of 2012, 2013 and 2014 in comments)

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! It's Will Ferrell... And Will Ferrell... And Will Ferrell. Fantastic group costume idea.

The South Park

Still the best Halloween costume

Oh my God, they killed Kenny! South Park is iconic. Trust us, people will get it.

The Pokemon

My son was really excited when my wife and I agreed to a Pokemon themed Halloween until he saw my costume.

Finally, a costume that kids and parents can agree on!

The Stick Man

LED costume for kids

Sure, it was a big thing a few years ago, but this one will never get old for me.

The CVS Receipt

Dear CVS, thank you for giving me a 3 foot long receipt when I bought some TicTacs. It was the inspiration for my Halloween costume.

Do I need 70 feet of paper when all I bought was a pack of gum? Nope. But it was great Halloween inspiration.

The Ash Wednesday

Ash Wednesday

The pun is almost too much. Love, love, love it!!

The Easiest Pet Costume Ever

Ash Wednesday

Boom! Consider your pet costumed.

The Air Mascot

Next Year's Halloween Costume

I'm done. It seriously doesn't get any better than this.