New York Times

And on the fifth day of the workweek, no one worked. And it was good.

The answer to whether or not this computer-generated voice is saying "Laurel" or "Yanny" will most certainly upset half of the population. Enter if you dare...

The world sees a self-replicating crawfish as a problem. We see them boiling with potatoes and corn.

Before you get too upset with me, I didn't come up with these numbers.