How far would you go to avoid an argument with your significant other? How about playing like you were kidnapped? Really? That's what a guy did in Brooklyn. Jeeze! How scared of his girlfriend is he?

Rahmell Pettway, 36, told cops he spent two weeks away from his Bedford-Stuyvesant home — and then staged the crime to explain his absence to his girlfriend.But his poorly executed plan unraveled when the cops who found him hog-tied in the street noticed the roll of duct tape still dangling from his wrists.He eventually came clean, and was arrested for filing a false report.“He’s a total moron,” said one law-enforcement source. “It was a pathetic attempt to pull the wool [over] her eyes.”



How far have you gone (or someone you know) to avoid an argument?

via EXCLUSIVE: Brooklyn man fakes his own kidnapping, duct-taping himself, to explain two-week absence to girlfriend -