Say I Don’t Love You With a Crunchy Roach From Arkansas Zoo

Valentine's Day is all about love right? Not necessarily true if you you broke up with your significant other on Valentine's Day which could leave your love life to be jaded.

Getting Even

Maybe you just have a bad memory of an ex or something in your life that just turned love into a bitter reminder of someone you would like to forget. Well. ladies and gentlemen here's your chance to help get rid of that memory that's been haunting you way too long and have a little fun doing it.

The Little Rock Zoo is offering jilted lovers the opportunity to purchase juicy, crunchy cockroaches for their hungry group of reptiles to munch on. The zoo's expert team of reptile eaters including monitor lizards, a frog, a snapping turtle, and a tarantula will be happy to rid you of those bad memories and that bad taste in your mouth while it's a good taste in their mouth.

You can even name a roach with your ex's name so that memory can be crunched away by that hungry reptile.

NOTE: Only first names are allowed.

How it Works

Make a $10 donation and write a note about your unsavory "UnValentine" a bad love memory, bad story, or something you simply want to leave behind- by 2:00 PM on February 12, 2024.  The zoo will toss your bad memories, stories, and experiences of an UnValentine cleverly disguised as roaches to our eager reptile supper club.

Then on February 14, 2024, you can watch your roach be devoured by their hungry reptiles on their Facebook page.

Make your donations here.

For more information, please visit the Little Rock Zoo website and say goodbye to bad memories.