Everyone who has ever been in a parade has had to make these crucial decisions just before the parade gets underway. Or is it just me?

I don't think it's just me, having asked around a bit. Apparently this "situation" seems to happen to many people who consume copious amounts of a beverage, like coffee, and then sit for an hour waiting for the parade to start. In fact, my guess is that most of the people waiting to see the parade are pretty much going through the same thing.

The worst part, of course, is when you make the decision to hold it and then you hit a few bumps along the parade route. That can make you go cross-eyed for a moment.

The other decision I made that morning involved taking the selfie with Lisa and the Kicker truck without my sunglasses on. As you can see, that was a bad decision.

What a goob!

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